Fat People Live Longer And Have Happier Lives, Scientists Say

An obese topless man on a motorcycle. Original...
Man on his motorbike who is overweight.

R.F.Wilson writes writes a really satirical article from London addressing the scientific community about recent optimistic reports from scientists around the world about being obese.

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Scientists allegedly have made 100 studies about  being overweight and the results are as shocking as this rant from R.F. Wilson. You would think slim people would have the upper hand in health yet tests done by scientists seem to show that chubby people seem to know more about what to do and what to eat etc.
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The suggestions are that knowing the science is greater than the not knowing and knowing and avoiding creates much more happiness hence the obesity. Well R.F Wilson is not very happy with these reports.  In his understanding and I quote he says:
"God bless science for putting the centuries old notion that being overweight is bad for you right." R.F Wilson
In this article there are some really great tips about the dangers of alcoholism and a satirical reminder of how things look more attractive when a person is drunk. I think this is another important discovery from scientists, read the full article yourself to find out more.

Find out the happy songs that people sing when they are drunk songs like I Believe I Can Fly and other things that enhance the sound of music plus much much more things that scientists are pushing to inform the world of how great it is.

If you want a  healthier lifestyle then according to Mr Wilson this report is not the best thing to check, he even goes as far as saying this report is for idiots. It's important to get the right type of information if you want to keep on top of weight problems and have a  healthy life style however as you will find out scientific reports are not always the best source of information since they are targeted at a certain crowd, which for the majority of you will simply create conflicting opinions.

This sort of thing I agree is very confusing and as far as science goes I think his point is that you first must understand scientists agendas. Often scientists are working with pharmaceutical companies whose interest in sexual intercourse products and pills go hand in hand with weight loss tips.

viagra is a commercial produced medicine conta...
Viagra is a commercial produced medicine containing Sildenafil citrate, which is used to treat male erectile dysfunction and pulmonary arterial hypertension. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Pills like Viagra and anti fungal crème are all products used by the same consumers. I recommend you have a read yourself, it will make you laugh however there is a tone of anger in the beginning, this is normal for comedians to do this sort of thing. Have a read and let me know what you think and get back to me when you feel a bit better.

 Source: Stirring Trouble Internationally